I will sell this house today

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CAROLYN: So we finally got new neighborsSo we finally got new neighbors. If the Lomans had let me represent them instead of the Real Estate King that house would never have sat on the market for six months. CAROLYN AS HOUSE SELLER: I will sell this house today. Welcome. I'm Carolyn Burnham.I will sell this house today. Welcome. I'm Carolyn Burnham. This living room is very dramatic. Wait till you see the native stone fireplace! A simple cream could really lighten things up. You could even put in a skylight. Well, why don't we go into the kitchen? It's a dream come true for any cookIt's a dream come true for any cook. Just filled with positive energy. You'll be surprised how much a ceiling fan can cut down on your energy costs. You know, you could have some really fun backyard get-togethers out here. BUYER #1: The ad said this pool was lagoon-likeThe ad said this pool was lagoon-like. Nothing lagoon-like about it. Except for maybe the bugs! There isn't any place like here. CAROLYN AS HOUSE SELLER: There aren't even any plants out here! What do you call this? Is this not this a plant? If you have a problem with the plants, I can call my landscape architect. Solved! BUYER #2: I think lagoon, I think waterfall. I think tropical. This is a cement hole. CAROLYN AS HOUSE SELLER: I have some tiki torches in the garage. CAROLYN: Shut up! Stop it! You weak. You baby! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!